Wisdom # 6

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Everybody searching a chance to impress others but they didn't understand impression are done by very casual happenings....

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Wisdom # 5

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"Successful people don't plan results, they plan beginnings. Right results always follow right beginnings"

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Tamil SMS Joke - General # 13

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Uyir iladha Malarai kuda nam nesikirom,

Aanal namakaga uyiraye kodupavargalai mattum nesika yen yosikirom.

So love



chicken, mutton & fish.

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Actor Teasers # 7

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Top physical structure comparisons:

Aamir khan stomach-8 pack..

Suriya stomach-6 pack..

Vishal stomach-4 pack..

Ajith stomach-LUNCH BAG..
Thala Ajith Rokz..

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Actor Teasers # 6

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Director: vadivela podalama illa viveka podalama.
Vijay: comedy kuda nane panren sir
Director: comedy neenga dhan panringa. nan hero yara podalamnu think panren..

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Tamil SMS - Joke - General # 12

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Thondai kara karanu irunda Enna pannuveenga ?

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?? Try this ??

'Surf excel' podunga Inda kara Anda kara enda karaya irundalum poiyurum.;

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Tamil SMS - Poetic # 3

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Avalukum Ennai pidikavillai

Enakum Ennai pidikavillai
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Athanaal
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Naangal Iruvarum Ennai illamal Dhosai vaangi saapittom... :)

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Tamil SMS - Poetic # 2

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Roja Poo Sonna Kavithai:
Kathal illatha Penkalidam Malar Maalayaga Irupathai Vida Kathalika Therincha Ankalin Kallarayil Malar Valayamaga Irukalam.....!

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Wisdom # 4

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"Others laughed,
because I am different.
I laughed because all r same"
-Swami vivekananda.

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Good Morning # 2

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An apple Msg før An Orange Persøn frøm
A stawberry Friend før
A pineapple Reasøn at
A mangø
Time On A Jackfruit Day in A grape Møød tø Say
Fruity morng..

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Tamil SMS - Joke - General # 11

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T.R English kavidhai..
One day i told my love to HEMA,

She told AAMA

So i took her to CINEMA.

Later one day she told NO MA.

I asked WHY MA

She told that her MAMA

Said to her AMMA

"I love HEMA"

And i went to COMA.

Later i realised that love is a DRAMA

And girls are SUMMA SUMMA SUMMA...!!!

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Tamil SMS - Joke - General # 10

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Man: Hello yaar pesuradhu?
Lady: Nan chellamma pesurein
Man: Nan mattum enna kovamavaaa pesurein..?

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Inspirational # 4

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When it rains all birds fly for shelter...
But Eagle avoids rain by flying above clouds... Problem is common to all but
ATTITUDE MAKES THE DIFFERENCE...

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Tamil SMS - Joke - General # 9

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Police :enda saravana store la thiruduna?
Sardar:.sneha akka thaan sonanga
eduthuko!!
eduthuko!!
annachi kadiela
eduthuko!!! nu athan eduthaen...

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Inspirational # 3

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"Muyalum" vetri perum. "Aamaiyum" vetri perum. But MUYAL+AMAI "Muyalamai" Endrume vetri peraathu.! so keep trying..

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Tamil SMS - Joke - General # 8

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D Sweetest Excuse:
A kid gets 0 in a paper... Father s angry, says wat s this?
Kid replies: Teacher has no STAR 2 give for me, so she gave MOON 2 me..

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 16

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If you need original tiger's nail for your chain locket, contact me immediately. Because i am cutting my nails tomorrow. Booking closes today.

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 15

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Jayam ravi said to me:I love u sweet heart,
vishal said to me: I miss u,
surya said to me :Nee illamal naan illai, but
I said,"no to every one"
B'coz namaku padipu than mukiam..

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 14

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Police varuvanga.


















naan enna msg anupunenu kepaanga,
edhaium sollidadhinga,
adichi kooda kepaanga apavum
sollidadhinga. . . .

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SMS - Fun with Words # 3

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Funny oxymorons:

¤ As i said b4,i nvr repeat myself
¤ Clearly misunderstood
¤ Exact estimate
¤ Small crowd
¤ Act naturaly
¤ Found missin
¤ Fully empty....

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 13

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SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMSSMS Evlo SMS Pathiya? Ellam Unakkuthan. Vechiko. Appuram SMS Anupalannu Sollakkoodathu.

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Wisdom # 3

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Luck decides whom u meet in life,
Your heart decides whom u want in life,
But God decides who gets 2 stay in u'r life...

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Tamil SMS - Joke - General # 7

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Sardar 1: Enga veetu milk a poona kudichutu.
sardar 2: caTaa kudichutu.
sardar 1: illa kekamathan kudichutu.

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 12

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Thudipathu en
Idhayam than.

Anaal athan ulle
iruppathu Nee,

Valithal solli vidu
Niruthi vidugiren.

Thudipai alla,
Intha maathiri
Overa reel
Viduvathai..

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 11

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Paar!

Sariya Paar!


Kanna Thiranthu Nalla Paar!


Innum Oru Thadavai Sariya Paar!

Appuram-"ASHOK"-Msg Anuppala'nu Solla Koodathu.!

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Wisdom # 2

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Nammai Athigamaga sirikka vaipathum, Athigamaga Azha vaipathum, naam Athigamaga nesikkum oruvar mattum thaan.

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Inspirational # 2

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Just 3 steps to
End ur Tension

CTRL + ALT + DEL
1) Control Urself
2) Look for Alternative Solution
3) Delete the Situation which made u Tension.

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Tamil SMS - Joke - General # 6

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my mobile had an accident with motorola, admitted LG hospital, Samsung nagar, Dr.Nokia says matter is serious. SMS needed. so plz donate SmS...

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Wisdom # 1

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A single word spoken at the time of anger is more poisonous & which makes us to forget the hundred lovable conversation within a minute, so avoid it.. ..

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 10

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When i am stdying LKG in 1991
miss asked me

"I hav 4 apples, how can i divide it among 5 chldrn?

I answered : "KILL ONE CHILD"

Appave nanga Ellam rowdy!

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 9

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health tips:
don't eat- maggi, pani poori, fried rice, ice creams, chocolate n' cakes etc.,because it'll cause a mild stomachace when u eat it without me...

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SMS - Fun with Words # 2

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I like people like U who like others like me and make others like me to like others like you.

Think again&again there is a wonderful meaning.

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Tamil SMS Questions # 2

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Fill up..
Enidam pidithadu=
pidikadadu=
Rasipadu=
Nick name=
Naan matrikola vendiadu=
A gift 4me=
Naan unaku=
enaku 1 advice=

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 8

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Sugar illanna....
Coffee waste


Love illanna...
Life waste


Moon illanna...
Sky waste


Nee illanna...


"VANDALUR ZOO" waste. Thirumbi poidu pls..

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SMS - Fun with Words # 1

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1. Dont talk in front of my back.
2. Both of you three get out of the class.
3. Why are you so late? Say yes or no.
4. Take five cm copper wire of any length.
5. I have two daughters. Both of them are girls.
6. All of you stand in a straight circle.
7. Be quiet. Principal passed away just now.
8. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am standing here?

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Tamil SMS - Poetic # 1

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silarukku virupam undu unnai adaiya. !!

Enaku mattume urimai undu unai kaaka. !!

''Malare''

Ippadiku -Mull.....

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Tamil SMS - Joke - General # 5

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Lady1:unga koönthal romba neelama iruke epadi?Lady2:mrng shampoo,eveng soapu poduven.
Lady1:Apo nightku
Lady2:Kalati aanila matiduven!

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Actor Teasers # 5

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Ajith fan: Thala naan eppothum unga padatha thirutu VCD-la than pappen.
Ajith: adhu thappache..
Fan: Po Thala. naan mattum thaniya theatrela pakka bayama iruku...

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Tamil SMS Questions # 1

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Who am i 2 u? 1.chellam 2.enemy 3.sweety 4. Sister 5.Machi 6.dear 7.Darling 8.lover 9.Sweet heart 10.Papu.

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 7

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100 bookku padichu arivali avathai vida, 10 nimidam oru arivalikitta pesurathu best. so neenga eppa venumnalum enakku call pannalam ok ...!

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 6

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Aval Paarvaiku Artham Therintha Enakku, Pesiya Varthaiku Artham Theriyavillai..!

Karanam..

Aval
Pesiyathu..


English..
Payapulla Moochi Vidama Pesuna...

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Good Night # 1

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Good Night... Have a 50-50 dreams.
konjam....UPPU
konjam...INIPPU
B'cos daily sweet dreams is not good for health..
Tin... tin ti tin...

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Good Morning # 1

Kaalai suriyan
kan simita!
Thendral unnai
thatti eluppa!
Indha nal Iniya
naalaga amaya
En idhayam kanindha Nal VAZHTHUKKAL.

Inspirational # 1

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India class roomil ulla vaasagam...

"Unnal Mudiyathu endral indiavaal mudiyathu..!

Indiavaal mudiyathu endral ulagathal mudiyathu...!"

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Tamil SMS - Joke - College # 2

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PROFESSOR: Yenda 20 NAALA Collegukku Varala...
STUDENT: Enga appa eppavume Solvanga "0ru Edathukku Adikkadi pona Mariyaadai irukkadhunu"..

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 6

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Kavidhai Enbadhu
Pesum Oviyam(Ennai Pola)

Oviyam Enbhadhu Pesadha Kavidhai(En photo Pola)
No no ala kudathu..!

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Tamil SMS - Joke - General # 4

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Lady1: indha saree yeppadi irukku

Lady2: nallarukku un husbandukku thaeriyama yeduthathaa?

Lady1: no no kadakaranukae thaeriyama yeduthadhu...

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Tamil SMS - Joke - My Favourite # 2

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Interviewer To Sardar: Tell me Something about YOURSELF.
Sardar: He keeps on thinking (enga ponalum ithaiye kekkuraanga yaaru antha (YOURSELF?)...

:)

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 5

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Nilavai parungal kadavulin alagu theriyum..
Suriyanai parungal kadavulin sakthi puriyum..
Kannaadiyai parungal kadavulin comedy theriyum!!! :)

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 4

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Nan un cellukku en addressa anupuren... Enga nee en addressukku, un cella anuppu papom..

By,
tecnichala aattaya poduvor sangam Private limited.

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Actor Teasers # 4

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YEMAN : I AM Going To Take Ur Life . Tell Me Ur Last Wish.

VIJAY : Plz see My 'VILLU' Film.

YEMAN : Goyala nan unna kolla patha nee enna kolla plan poduriyaa?!?!?

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Actor Teasers # 3

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VIJAY: Yendi.. Seekiram vaa.. Kulandhai aluthu...
VIJAY wife: Ada Paavi..! Unna yaaru Make-up illama Kulandhai kitta poga Sonnathu..?

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Tamil SMS - Joke - College # 1

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Wife:- Namma paiyan enga panam vachalum eduthudran avan edukadha edama sollunga.
Hus:- avanoda college bookla vai.. thodave mattan..

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 3

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A beautiful poem with 6 letters:











"RANJIT"

No No Dont cry
Copyrights reserved...
Editing Strictly prohibited!!. . .

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 2

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I put a 50paise coin in Temple & prayed for a smart & intelligent Friend.
Then, God gifted U to me & said "50 ps ku ITHU DHAAN KIDAIkum".. :) :)

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My Favourite # 1

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1. Barking dogs seldom bite.
Meaning- pesura figure ellam pickup aagadhu.
2. All that glitters are not gold.
Meaning- jeans pottava ellam jenifer lopez illa..
3.Make hay while the sun shines
Meaning-super figure thirumbi paatha appavae Ushaar pannu.

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Tamil SMS - Joke - General # 3

Father: un friend interview ku poirukan nee pokalaya.?

Son: chee..chee, naalu peru kelvi ketkira mathiri unga pulla naan nadanthuka mattenpa. :-):-)

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Teasers # 1

Rocket poguthu paru mela
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LOOSU...!
Mela pakka sonna
Cella pathuttu irukkara
Rocket poiduchu po
Nalaiki aero plane katuren.

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Tamil SMS - Joke - General # 2

Arasan
Andru
Kolvan,
Deivam
Nindru
Kollum,
Sankarachariar
Aal vaithu
Kollvar,
Bin Laden
Bomb vaithu
Kollvan,
nanga sms
Anuppiye
kolluvom la..

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Tamil SMS - Joke - General # 1

TITANIC kappal eppadi moolkiyathu?










GUBUK

LUBUK

BULUK

GULUK

POTHAK

POTHAK

LOCHAK

PACHAK!!!

Dont laugh , its a sad story!!!

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Love # 1

Kathalan : Chellam enakku saappidum pothellam un ninavuthan...!
kathali : enakku kai kaluvum pothellam un ninaivuthan...

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Actor Teasers # 2

Child was crying!
Hus:Stop him
Wif:Wat should I do?
Hus:Tel a joke.
Wif:"AJITH" is the next superstar...
Wif: aiyo ayaiyo.
Hus:what happened?
Wif:kulandha sethu poiduchu!!!!

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Actor Teasers # 1

Kuyila pudichi koondil adachi koova sollura ulagam
"Vijay"a pudichi
kasa koduthu
nadikka sollura ulagam.
Athu epadi nadikum aya,
padam epadi odum aya?
O.,o..o...

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Filmy Dialogue Type # 2

Senthil:
anne software-na enna, hardware-na enna?

Goundanmani:
Dai mandaya!!!
Chediya pidunguna adhula iruppadhu softveru
Maratha pidunguna irupadhu hardveru...

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தமிழ் SMS - நட்பு # 1

Kaaranam illamal Kalainthu Poga ithu KANAVUM illai,
Kaaranam Solli Perinthu poga ithu KAATHALUM illai,
UYIR ullavarai thodarum Unmaiyaana NATPU...

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Tamil SMS - Joke - Filmy Dialogue Type # 1

Naan oru migaperia rowdy nu kaattathaan wanted ah msg anupparaen...
Sinam konda singathoda msg'a delete panna adhu cellaye sedhachudum paraallaya...?
ivlo pesaravan cal pannalaye'nu kekurengala.!
TOWER STRONGU but BALANCE KONJAM WEAK..!
Next msg la meet panren...

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